Four months ago, I met a beautiful girl called Martha in a bar, and I asked her out. For first date, we arranged to meet at a zoo park. I wore my lucky underwear.
I was one hour late. When I arrived, she looked quite angry.
Martha: Why are you late?
I: Because I stepped on a shit and went my house to change my shoes.
Martha: Ha ha ha!!! Why haven't you called me?
I: Because "I don't have any money in the mobile".
Afterwards, we went to buy an ice cream. While we were buying, a thief stole his wallet. Then we went to sit in a bank to speak. We spent time talking, laughing, telling stories and it started to rain. As we had no money, we were walking home. It was brilliant.
After that, I called Martha, but it was the wrong number.
No comments:
Post a Comment